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Old 01-07-2014, 09:46 AM  
jmcb420
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Originally Posted by Rochard View Post
Find a hot nineteen or twenty year old hottie that decided not to go to college who has a crappy job working at Best Buy who can't afford to make ends meet.... Then start helping out.... The more she puts out, the more you help out. She stops putting out, you stop helping out.
Sounds about right.

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Craigslist has plenty
Yes, but the sudden appearance of a gallon of penicillin next to the milk in the fridge is probably going to alert the wife that something's amiss.
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