01-06-2014, 12:27 AM
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Tila Tequila, who just recently popped back into the public eye with her bizarre praising of Adolph Hitler and insistence that Paul Walker was murdered by the Illuminati or something, is?unsurprisingly?also releasing a sex tape with Vivid Entertainment. The same company that magically finds all the super secret ?sex tapes? of people desperate to cling onto whatever shreds of infamy they can possibly manage.
Now, normally, I have zero interest in seeing these sex tapes, as they just feel too sad to be sexy. However, my god, I think I might need to see this one, because it is BONKERS. Seriously. What the hell is going on here? I mean, it?s hard to tell exactly what is going on, as all of the nekkid parts have been blacked out, but that?s not literally what I?m talking about. I am talking about the fact that Tila apparently insists on doing the whole thing in character as her identical half-sister Ashley from England. It is basically the porn version of ?The Patty Duke Show.?
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