Veggies and Vegans are fucked up people sometimes.
I've got a ton of respect for anyone who subscribes purely to a diet.
Unless you feel the need to tell me all about it... while we're sitting in a steakhouse.
Way to ruin the well earned whiskey buzz I've been working on all day, you bitch. You could have used that to your advantage. Instead you want to make a point, and be an asshole about food.
Jesus Christ.
I hope you end up on a fucking island and all you can find to eat is rodent and clam.
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