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Old 12-25-2013, 02:02 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Conclusive PROOF that there IS a Santa...

So, I awoke this morning, in my cardboard box, at the side of the road, and it had not rained, so I was relatively dry...

But - SANTA HAD CUM ! He sent me A Perfect Xmas Sausage !

Santa being clever though, had hidden my 'present' down the back of my pants!

At least that way, nobody knew about it, and tried to steal it...

THANKS SANTA ! ! !

And the PROOF is that if Santa WASNT real, where did it cum from????
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