He was wrote a blog years ago that was hilarious. This doesn't look like the one I remember, I think he wrote for xbiz? This blogspot is funny as hell to.
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My Savior, Penn Jillette
I have not been able to write this blog for some time. My fucking body has degenerated to a near corpse state. The couch has become part of my body. I ooze strange bodily fluids from various orifices (must be from all of that bad pussy i ate - maybe the rancid pussy of my ex-wives!) I ache from head to toe. My fucking teeth have fallen out, I have bed bug bites on my arms from an old couch in my living room. All I would like right now is to be pain free and to meet a nice Jewish cunt, in her 80's, who could keep me company all day while i watch CNN and the History Channel.
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