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Originally Posted by sicone
Pour piss into the air vents on the hood right below the windshield. It will dry and he will smell piss every time he runs his A/C or heater.
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Originally Posted by Spunky
Take a huge dump on their windshield
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Originally Posted by Angelo22
Take a dump on the hood!
i've also read that you can ruin their paint job if you place a slice of bologna...
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Wait? What? Are you suggesting that you don't just do this anyway, to neighbours cars, regardless of if they are causing a blockage or not? I do it almost daily, as a simple common curtesy, to ensure my neighbours know my bowels work...
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Originally Posted by mineistaken
It depends if I could squeeze one out...
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Dude! You gotta PRACTICE! Then you can ALWAYS... 'Squeeze one out'....
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Originally Posted by mineistaken
If not possible to squeeze and I want to go layer...
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Good Boy, Padowan