I know its not up to your usual standards, but help a brother out
"hey apparently you are the guy to talk to about organising the purchase of a weapon. i am looking to purchase under the table a 9mm glock police and or military issue snapback pistol with laser sight target plus lets say at this point in time three rounds of ammunition. i am unlicensed and have a raft of a criminal record but know how to operate and handle a firearm but especially a glock as they are american and one of the most popular. so if i just tell you where i am at i am in tauranga new zealand do you know anyone here who can sell weapons to me we are willing to travel as well but maybe not too far. please shoot through a name and a location for us. i am serious this is not a troll we need to arm up."