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Old 11-09-2013, 04:17 PM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by American Psycho View Post
Notcurrentlysober have you ever shietd your pants while locked out?
No, not while locked out....


I do however defecate in my clothing on a daily basis... You should try it! Its fun!

OK, so its not easy at first, cause you need to overcome all the BS that has been built into you, by society, that says its 'wrong', but once you can get past that feeling of shame, and do a good old fashioned 'dirty blurt' into your clothing.. You are good to go !

Its NOT easy to shit yourself for fun, but practise makes perfect, and if not, then its practically perfect fun trying...

So instead of taking your pants DOWN, when you sit on the toilet, first thing in the morning, just pull them up instead?

OK... It will be hard at first, (As will be your penis) But like I say...

Practise makes pervert!

Enjoy!!!


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