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Business proposition for everybody
You guys will love this.
Here's how it goes.
I come over to your house and hang out then steal your shit. Then I give it to your neighbor's for free.
Don't forget to give me the key because they are going to want more shit.
So I go back and keep stealing your shit and handing it out to everyone. It's beautiful. Like a Robin Hood.
Then when you have nothing left and everything is almost gone I will come in and offer you pennies on the dollar for what's still there. And you will say thanks. Now I can make my house payment this month.
But don't be upset with your neighbor who's whacking off to your Plasma TV. And don't be mad at the pawn shop that says I don't care where you get it just bring it here.
Let me know what you think. It works solid my direction.
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