Originally Posted by L-Pink

Hello GFY. I am looking for straight modeling work as an adult model. Not looking to become a superstar or anything but am looking to have sex with women that aren't to smart or ugly.

About me:
I'm past my prime, 6'2 and 225 lbs. I used to be toned, fit and handsome but those days are in my rear view mirror. I drive past a gym 5-6 times a week and absolutely love drinking beer and eating the wrong food.

Bad habits and walking around naked keep me pretty busy, but other than that I like to sleep.
I am usually clean, circumcised, high on something and no longer scream when I pee. I have an average penis as long as the room isn't cold. It takes something really twisted to get me hard, midgets help, and with a finger up my ass I eventually cum in moderate amounts.

Currently, I have placed ads on craigslist, backpage and the walls of countless women's bathrooms along the interstate.

I'm very serious about this because most women won't fuck me twice. I'm a slow learner and a real prick to work with. I have a lot of pic's taken with a hidden camera I can email as soon as I pay my cable bill. I prefer working within a 2 mile radius of the adult movie house Peewee Herman got busted jerking-off in in Sarasota.

Thanks!