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I saw this gun laying there on a bench one time. Pulled a knife on it and told it to freeze. It didn't move. I said "Hey gun, don't even think about shooting anyone" -- it still didn't move.
As I picked it up it surrendered peacefully.
Took it to the nearest cop I could find, you know, to inform him I'd made a citizen's arrest of a dangerous gun. The second he saw the gun though he arrested ME. For doing the right thing.
I got two years and a thousand dollar fine.
The gun? I hear it's back on the street. Doing bad gun things. All on it's own. Bad guns. They get away with murder I tell you. Always some human getting jail time though, never the gun!
I wish I was a gun.
True story.
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