A blonde is about to bare a child, and she's ready. The head pops out, and he has this negro looking rastahair.
So the doctor asks: "did you have sex with a negro? "Yea", the blonde says but it only happened once! "Well, once is enough" the doctor replies.
So she pushes further and when they see the chest of the baby the doctor notices it is yellow! So the doctor asks: "did you have sex with a chinese"? "Yea", the blonde says but it only happened once! "Well, once is enough" the doctor replies.
So when they start to see the rest of the baby they notice the legs are red! So the doctor asks: "did you have sex with an Indian"? "Yea", the blonde says but it only happened once! "Well, once is enough" the doctor replies.
So the nurse grabs the baby, and gives the baby a few soft slaps on his back and the baby starts crying.
"Thank lord", the blonde says; "I was afraid that the baby was going to bark".....
