I'm really not bothered by Paul Markham, or Will76 either way...
However, I do wish to express a genuine interest in the 'Shitting the Pants' part.
I would be more than willing to offer my services as a 'Substitute / Stand In' pants shitter if required?
No charges either way, but I wont be available for a few days as I'm going out of town.
Please keep me in mind