Originally Posted by bronco67

I like that. Check this one out. There was this cat, and he liked to eat pineapples, but his brother was allergic to them -- so the cat would stuff pineapple chunks up his asshole and shoot them into his mouth because the fecal matter would make him immune to the toxic pineapple juices. One day an alien came down in a UFO and did three backward flips on the front lawn of the white house, until chicken grease shot up like a geyser from a lady bus driver's pussy. The cat tried to drive his car onto the bus, but he got pulled over by the state police. When the cop got to the cat's window, he said, "what you got in the trunk, bwah!!?" Then the cat said "ain't no butthole like a pussyhole!!!"

haha get it?