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Fake Jew
Mark's mother was Jewish but was too cheap to get him circumcised as seen in this photo. Mark has always been ashamed of his small penis and the fact that he is uncircumcised. Mark always hated his mother for this, which is why he supports Nazi porn and is anti-Semitic, even though his mother was a concentration camp survivor.
Killed his mother
When Gerta Spiegler saw that her son turned out to be an ugly troll, living in a shithole apartment and preying on young, barely legal and illegal girls, she keeled over and had a heart attack. Mark celebrated by taking his small inheritance and renting a cheap motel room, hiring barely legal hookers, drinking Ripple and eating fried chicken for days straight. This binge lasted until the motel manager kicked Spiegler out. The party resumed in his 1976 AMC Gremlin. Once he received his small inheritance, he "upgraded" to a Cadillac Escalade with 200,000 miles on it and a urine-soaked driver's seat.
No Balls Nor Penis Never Found
Former Mark Spiegler girls have reported he has no balls and no scrotum. He did once have a penis, but it was very small and useless according to them. Since 1995 Mark has been unable to find his penis. Mark still insists he has a penis, but most people don't believe him. It is rumored that in 1995 his penis "rubbed off" into his couch that he sits and sleeps on 24 hours a day (much like a piece of dead skin or a mole will rub off over time).
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