Man, Kris's post reminds me of my worst move ever when drunk. After a night of kegging it up I managed to grab my at that time chick, and take her home for a little college fucking fest
well afterwardz i went on for a good 15 minute long *very animated* schpeel about how i wanted lizette from the party and how she had a boyfriend but its ok cause ill steal her away and how shed be such a good fuck... so on and so forth. The whole time my chick is crying her eyes out and Im telling her "no its ok I just wanna fuck her, we wont be together long anyway why are you worried" yeah.
Found out about it 2 weeks later, no recolection of any of that. Ah drunkeness....