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Old 09-04-2013, 02:03 PM  
kane
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Hmmm. I remember getting a whole bunch of promo DVD's at some event and bringing them home, but not knowing what to do with them. So, I put them in a chest buried with a whole bunch of CD's and other things that I knew I would never have to access.

Well my cousin-in law's family visited and when I came home from work, I found most of the contents of the chest out since the kids were playing in it. The porn DVDs were neatly stacked though which clearly meant a non-toddler did that.

No big deal though right? It's just porn. Well, as I go to hide the stack of porn dvds, I realize that 2 of the 5 DVDs are tranny porn dvds.

No one ever mentioned anything, but I can't help but think that the cousin must assume either me or my husband are into trannies which is kind of a wierd feeling to have when you're not into tranny porn.
Several years ago I was dating this women who told a great story about a tranny porn experience she had. She met this guy and he asked her out. They go out to dinner and have a nice time and everything is cool. He invites her back to his place to watch a movie. He makes some popcorn, they sit down on the couch and he starts the movie. It is a tranny porn movie. At first she thought he was playing a practical joke on her. After about 10 minutes she asks if he is serious and she says he as a little surprised that she wasn't into it. His logic was that it had dick for her and tits for him so they can both be happy. LOL.

While we were dating if we ever went to a bad movie or a bad restaurant we would joke that it was bad, but not tranny porn bad.
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