Originally Posted by Yngwie

Wife: WTF?????!!!! WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING THAT TO THAT SLUT??
Him: Doing what babe?
Wife: Don't play stupid. Look at the fucking pic.. See your hand in the mirror??
Him: Babe, that's not my hand. There was someone else behind me playing a joke. You're the only one for me. I would NEVER do this to you.
Wife: Really? Aweeeee! I wuv you.

LOL