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Originally posted by stevecore
i hear Lensmans giving people $150 dollars per person that you email this thread link to. no need for trackers, it's a new microsoft beta program that automatically detects your username, astrological sign & can also analyze your feces to detect what you had for breakfast 5 years ago TO THE DAY! isn't technology amazing?
i'm moving to nigeria, i hear great things happening over there too!
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And if you send it to 100 people in the next 30 minutes, you get a free case of Hershey Bars, 10 free pairs of Gap Jeans, a kick-ass Neiman Marcus cookie recipe, and a poor person will get FREE kidney dialysis for a whole year! And I'm not positive, but I think someone may come out and clean your septic tank, for free. Also, if you don't get it sent back to you at least 500 times, then that means you have no friends. And you're going to hell.