A guy walks into a bar... the bartender had a dog.
The guy asked, "Why do you have a dog in the bar?".
The bartender said, "This is a special dog, it gives blowjobs".
The guy said, "
NO WAY!".
The bartender offered him to come into the back room and see for himself. Guy goes in back and drops his pants... dog... nothing...
Bartender said, "Dammit dog, this is the
LAST time I'm gonna show you how to do this!"
