I'd say in my best Eddy Murphy voice: "You fucking wit me, right? You must be fucking wit me. You GOD, you is all OMNISCIENT and shit.
Shouldn't you know?
Then he be like: "Yes, you got me I was just messing with you. ha ha"
Me: "I KNEW it. Man you had me goin' there." (shaking my finger all Eddy Murphy-like at him)
God: "But I'm still going to sentence you to six thousand years in purgatory for F-bombing me not once but twice."
