Originally Posted by Harmon

Slow loading as hell in Florida.

You have a link to the theme designer at the bottom of the page. Either buy it to remove it or have a traffic leak.

Fris just posted a really nice theme that may be a bit better visually for what you are trying to achieve here: https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1118429

Good luck!
EDIT: Lose the full size images to imageavenue. More traffic leaks. Create them on html pages and host them yourself. If you are strapped for cash? Create a tumblr.com account and link them their with YOUR banners and ads, not somebody else's $.02