Harmon, your words speak awesomeness. However offing yourself will probably void any life insurance that you might have.
But... what if you bought life insurance to cover yourself for a life extension program like
http://www.alcor.org/ but then you left a HUGE life insurance policy for yourself. Sure you're dead but then you'd become reanimated and not dead anymore so after a legal battle might be able to claim it all (if that insurance company isn't bankrupt) and outlive everybody you've ever known!