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1. Water.
2. Food.
3. Somewhere to sleep.

Everything else is pathetic nonsense.

Just wanted to post this as a personal note to myself, I've been getting worked up over some of the most pathetic shit recently. But, I am in a better state of mind recently.

I know people here would rather have the "party like a mother fucker" version, so here it is:

1. Drink water like a fucking boss! Bro! Buy that sparkling shit, looks fucking baller yo!
2. Eat what ya fucking want, as long as it ain't none of that white or brown bread shit!
3. You ain't picked up a chick a yet? You're game is whack, get shorty to take you back to her place dude! If not, tell your bro you're crashing at his crib.

You get the point, (I hope).