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Originally Posted by TrashyGirl
Whenever they knock on my door, I tell them they can't talk to me unless they want to talk to a dead person. When they look at me like wth (oops they don't believe in hell either) I tell them I took several units of blood after a bad car accident and wouldn't be alive if not for that. That shuts them up and they walk away.
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If they catch me outside I'll say; Jesus died on the cross. He lay in rest for 3 days before his soul ascended into heaven. Where was his soul for those 3 days ? - Watch all the confused blacks look at each other like they lost their last bucket of chicken !
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Originally Posted by CDSmith
You got the blacks? The last few crews of witnesses who strolled through my neighborhood were all hot twenty-something white girls.
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Were you neighborly enough to offer them watermelon and Kool-aid ?
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Originally Posted by Helix
I just politely tell them I'm not interested and they leave.
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Next time you should answer the door naked !