OK, problem is solved!!!
I was talking to her last night and we started to get frisky. I then went into a long conversation about how badly I wanted to suck on her pussy. I told her that I wanted to suck on it so long that her face would cave in. Then we jumped into the bathtub (and there just happened to be a well placed razor and cream right there
)
We started making out in the tub, I reach for the cream and razor and just start hacking away. She didn't even put up a fight. She was really into the shaving and I told her I wanted it nice and clean when I went down town! She loved it!
Thanks for the advice (some great, some funny, some shitty). It is now bald and I'm a happy camper!