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Golf: An excuse for men to walk around pretty scenery, because just wanting to walk around and look at the scenery would flag them as gay.
Tattoos: They're cool, until you get old and they look like shit.
Beach: Almost nothing better than the sound of the ocean and the smell of the salt in the air.
Ocean sports: Waterskiing and fishing.
Sun: What is this sun thing you speak of? It's not in my webmaster's dictionary.
BBQ: Chicken. Leave the goopy stuff off of my steak, and make sure the steak is bleeding. Heavily.
Fav cocktail? Screwdriver.
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