i posted this joint in my diary & one of my peoples on ICQ figured you cat's might find it funny... i've removed this braud's email addy & name (dummy has all her personal info on the company directory @ the website LOL). anyway, here goes:
----- Original Message -----
<B>From:</B> Crazy Chick
<B>To:</B> Q'
[email protected]
<B>Sent:</B> Thursday, June 19, 2003 10:21 AM
<B>Subject:</B> I want to remove this nastiness from my computer. HELP!!!
To Whom It May Concern, I have no idea how this got on my computer at WORK. I am not willing to lose my job over this smut. Can you please tell me how to remove it from my computer. Thanking you in advance - Crazy Chick
<font color="#000080"><I><B>my reply</B></I></font> (1): i'm not sure what you're talking about... what smut are you referring to?
<font color="#800000"><B><I>her reply</I></B></font> (1): I am referring to the porn that comes up on the "onprobation" website.
<font color="#000080"><I><B>my reply</B></I></font> (2): how did you find the site?
<font color="#800000"><B><I>her reply</I></B></font> (2): When I came in one morning, someone had printed the smut on my printer. Enough with the questions, just ell me how to get rid of it before it gets me into trouble. And trust me if I get in trouble, I will find a way to sue your asses.
<font color="#000080"><I><B>my reply</B></I></font> (3): LOL... ummm, i have no idea who "printed the smut on [your] printer" but we have no control over what happens at your office. sorry, but i can't help you.
<font color="#800000"><B><I>her reply</I></B></font> (3): Obviously it came from you or should I say your company. It doesnt matter if you dont want to help me. I know that you are doing it out of spite. But God dont like ugly and just because you dont want to tell me how to erase this shit, you will have bad karma. You and the nasty people you work for need JESUS. You will be hearing from me cock sucker
<font color="#000080"><I><B>my reply</B></I></font> (4): ROFL... you are FUNNY... really. i don't want anyone who doesn't want to come to my site to be at my site, sweetie. why? i'm a business man & people like YOU don't make me any MONEY. think about it. 2nd, i'd love to help you but you have not made clear what i can do to help you. all you've said is that someone obviously played a prank on you with my site as the "joke" & you're blaming me & expect me to do something about it. does that make sense? really? 3rd, i don't believe in god the way you do & certainly don't believe in jesus the way you do. don't assume i do & its foolish to push your beliefs on anyone let alone someone you don't even KNOW. last, you called me a COCK SUCKER & you say I NEED JESUS? LOL. think about that even deeper... amazing.
<font color="#800000"><B><I>her reply</I></B></font> (4): First off, you think that you are talking to some little girl, I have more degrees that you have fingers. And if you knew GOD, your undies wouldn't be in a bunch. If you knew GOD, you would know that he is a forgiving GOD and he forgave me for calling you a cock sucker, hell he probably would agree. I don't see how you call yourself a business man when all you do is push that nasty smut in people's faces. Trust me when I tell you that if I get into any trouble regarding this matter, I will personally have my Jewish lawyer hunt you down like the nasty dog that you are and sue your fucking ass. Take that you the bank bitch. I will pray for you sick bastard. (Father forgive me)
<font color="#000080"><I><B>my reply</B></I></font> (5): ROFLMAO!!!! i can't wait to post this email on my site... hilarious!!!
<font color="#800000"><B><I>her reply</I></B></font> (5): Whatever
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