Originally Posted by Tofu

I learned my lesson. Now, I look at marriage as a type of castration. Plus, I think people of today get married for all the wrong reasons. I'll run out of fingers and toes, counting the number of "happily married" women who bootycall/bootytext me and willingly cheat on their husbands. They favor him for financial support and me for the sexual fulfillment. It's fucked up, but it happens quite often.

The simple fact that I have to bend over for the state of California to fuck me out of 1/2 my paycheck, has convinced me to remain single for the rest of my life. Yeah, it gets lonely sometimes, but the rotation of women in and out of my bed keeps that loneliness at bay. Even if temporary.