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Old 06-13-2013, 09:48 AM  
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I love it when people think they are not doing anything illegal

Among the other new laws on the books in 2013:

* In California, prison workers and peace officers will now be prohibited from having sex with inmates and prisoners in transport.

* In North Carolina stealing grease from restaurants will be a felony charge if the person is caught and charged.

* In Illinois, sex offenders will be prohibited from distributing candy on Halloween, or playing Santa or the Easter Bunny.

* In Oregon, employers won't be allowed to advertise a job vacancy if they won't consider applicants who are currently out of work.

* In Kentucky, residents will be prohibited from releasing feral or wild hogs back into the wild and Illinois will ban the possession and sale of shark fins.

* And in Florida, the term "motor vehicle" will no longer apply to the specialized all-terrain vehicles with over-sized tires known as "swamp buggies" that are popular in some parts of the state.



Stupid Laws in California



A law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
Location: Glendale, California
All dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Location: Cerritos, California
All food in a childrens’ camp must be approved by the director before being used.
Location: Los Angeles, California
All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
Location: Norco, California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Location: California, United States
Bathhouses are against the law.
Location: California, United States
Before a business may have a “going out of business sale”, they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.
Location: Thousand Oaks, California
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Location: Chico, California
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
Location: Long Beach, California
Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Location: Glendale, California
Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Location: Ventura County, California
Children may not wear a Halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
Location: Walnut, California
City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.”
Location: Belvedere, California
Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
Location: California, United States
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
Location: Indian Wells, California
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: Chico, California
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
Location: Indian Wells, California
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
Location: Chico, California
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
Location: Temecula, California
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Location: Fresno, California
Foretelling the future for donations is illegal.
Location: Indian Wells, California
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
Location: Fresno, California
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Location: San Francisco, California
Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
Location: Norco, California
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
think about that
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