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NewOldPlayer · 06-02-2013, 04:44 AM

Is there a shortage of writers?

Must every single movie now, not only be a remake, but they can't even come up with anything original??

Khan?? Really?? The writers think they are so 'clever' by just taking an already hit script and just reversing a few things to pass it off as a new film?

Kirk dies, instead of Spock, Spock yells "Khan!" instead of Kirk. Kirk comes back to life instead of Spock in a dreadful meaningless film?

With the millions they have to make this film CAN'T THE WRITERS COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW??

Star Trek has the ENTIRE universe with a crew of amazing special effects masters and all they can come up with is.... let's RE DO KHAN?? and do it badly.

I didn't even care for the wasted use of Klingons..... dozens all killed by one man? Sure, Khan is super human, but he is using a gun to kill them all, and what, Klingons don't have guns??

Who put the clit rings in the Klingon's heads?? LOL

More importantly, they are rushing the friendship between Kira and Spock. Already Spock is weeping like a little girl for his dead friend? They've only known each other for a very short time?? No bonding?? No history first?

And enough already with Spock and Uhura. IT DOESN'T WORK. He's a fucking Vulcan morons. That relationship is ruining the whole point of the character of Spock.

I enjoyed the first film and thought it was great. This one is just masturbation.
Nothing new, no NEW eye candy. No wild and new worlds to encounter... just a white boy, Khan, with blue eyes with a "Bain" voice from Batman. Hello.... Darth Vader has the voice.... now every movie has to have a villain with a dark scratchy audio enhanced voice?

And what in the HELL is Khan's purpose?? Sure the Admiral needed info from him to achieve knowledge, but what was Khan's motif for being so evil? No motif, nothing. The filmmakers are relying on the fact that everybody knows who Khan is.

Star Trek Dark something, is entertaining, and keeps you watching, but when it's done, you walk out with nothing new to think about. No new story, just the same old crap.

...and Lt. Uhura is NOT a super hero..!!! She's the communications officer!! Why in the hell they beam'd her onto the moving roof top of that ship to help Spock is beyond violating continuity. The series is becoming a Super Hero rip off and moving away from what Star Trek is supposed to be. It's supposed to tickle your brain and your eyes, not just shake the camera at the lights and re do the same old story, badly.

If those mother fuckers ruin the new Star Wars coming out, like they are ruining Star Trek, then the end of good science fiction will soon be complete. Science fiction hits will only be for 15 year olds that have no idea good sci fi film used to have a STORY and wasn't just explosions and alien make up.

06-02-2013, 04:44 AM
NewOldPlayer So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 467	NEW Star Trek, Nothing original. Nothing. Is there a shortage of writers? Must every single movie now, not only be a remake, but they can't even come up with anything original?? Khan?? Really?? The writers think they are so 'clever' by just taking an already hit script and just reversing a few things to pass it off as a new film? Kirk dies, instead of Spock, Spock yells "Khan!" instead of Kirk. Kirk comes back to life instead of Spock in a dreadful meaningless film? With the millions they have to make this film CAN'T THE WRITERS COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW?? Star Trek has the ENTIRE universe with a crew of amazing special effects masters and all they can come up with is.... let's RE DO KHAN?? and do it badly. I didn't even care for the wasted use of Klingons..... dozens all killed by one man? Sure, Khan is super human, but he is using a gun to kill them all, and what, Klingons don't have guns?? Who put the clit rings in the Klingon's heads?? LOL More importantly, they are rushing the friendship between Kira and Spock. Already Spock is weeping like a little girl for his dead friend? They've only known each other for a very short time?? No bonding?? No history first? And enough already with Spock and Uhura. IT DOESN'T WORK. He's a fucking Vulcan morons. That relationship is ruining the whole point of the character of Spock. I enjoyed the first film and thought it was great. This one is just masturbation. Nothing new, no NEW eye candy. No wild and new worlds to encounter... just a white boy, Khan, with blue eyes with a "Bain" voice from Batman. Hello.... Darth Vader has the voice.... now every movie has to have a villain with a dark scratchy audio enhanced voice? And what in the HELL is Khan's purpose?? Sure the Admiral needed info from him to achieve knowledge, but what was Khan's motif for being so evil? No motif, nothing. The filmmakers are relying on the fact that everybody knows who Khan is. Star Trek Dark something, is entertaining, and keeps you watching, but when it's done, you walk out with nothing new to think about. No new story, just the same old crap. ...and Lt. Uhura is NOT a super hero..!!! She's the communications officer!! Why in the hell they beam'd her onto the moving roof top of that ship to help Spock is beyond violating continuity. The series is becoming a Super Hero rip off and moving away from what Star Trek is supposed to be. It's supposed to tickle your brain and your eyes, not just shake the camera at the lights and re do the same old story, badly. If those mother fuckers ruin the new Star Wars coming out, like they are ruining Star Trek, then the end of good science fiction will soon be complete. Science fiction hits will only be for 15 year olds that have no idea good sci fi film used to have a STORY and wasn't just explosions and alien make up. Last edited by NewOldPlayer; 06-02-2013 at 04:54 AM..