Originally Posted by madm1k3

Now I'm going to throw on my Affliction shirt and go train at my MMA gym above the taco bell (we used to call the gym a dojo but none of us knew what it meant). I am six months in and I already have two black belts so I'm pretty much a ninja. Hopefully I can get a fight at the local strip club in the next couple months, because everyone knows MMA records are the only thing that defines a fighter