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Originally posted by Cassie
stay tuned next week as we have, a law banning the use of pens in the workforce!
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The only people who worry about who somebody else is having sex with or married to are people who aint getting fucked enough themselves. So on the count of 3 everyone face towards Washington DC and shout GFY!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't give a shit if some idiot wanted to marry his dog.
Technically that would it his bitch though.
I wouldn't give a shit if a rat wanted to marry a mosquito.
For the life of me I just can't understand why anyone would even give a shit much less actually waste our tax dollars debating a law over it.
America is the big lie. "We're free except for 300 years of slavery"; "Hitler commited genocide; but the Indians asked for it";
"All your votes count, except in Florida"; "we want peace in the world and that's why we're killing everybody"; "we will install democracy in Iraq; even though Sadam was already elected";
"church and state is separate but in God we trust is on your money"; "we will stamp out terrorist bombings but the KKK keeps on fire bombing"; "we're all equal under the law, except rich mother fuckers"; "you're innocent until proven guilty, but you start sevring jail time now until you prove you're innocent";
"if your name is OJ then you're still fucking guilty no mater what you prove"; "We have the world highest standard of living, except in the ghetto and trailer parks"; "United we stand, but in separate neighborhoods we live"; "we have the worlds best technology, because we buy it from Japan"; "we can defeat any country, as long as it's the size of Alabama"; "we have the best education system, the 40% drop-out rate is because of people who don't want to be american"; "Stop illegal immigration, except white people fron Canada, Eroupe, Austrailia....etc";
"we promote freedom and democray and the right of all citizens to vote, except in Isreal and the old South Africa";
I could go on for ever.
WMD = Weapons of Mass Decption