Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome
OKCupid profile starts with:
"I'm very honest."
...Then goes on to say he rarely drinks and Kansas fucked him out of his drivers license for now.
Other gems:
"Whatever you're trying to do in life, I can help make it happen."
"I'm really sweet and adorable and nice ;) Except to morons!!"
"Job: Other"
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It's true.. It asks do you drink, I put rarely.
I am adorable and innocent and everything! That is true, too
Also, I do help people achieve goals. It's pretty amazing.