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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell
Jesus christ, here's my minimum checklist
1. Not a drug addict
2. Not a moron
3. Has a heartbeat
4. Has a mouth
5. Has a drivers license
6. Is legitimately female ever since she was born
7. Doesn't smoke weed constantly
8. Doesn't say um and like
9. Doesn't fuck a different idiot every day
10. Can cook a decent meal
11. Is not bossy overbearing and loud
Is that so FUCKING difficult? LoL. Jesus walking. I'm going to have to import one if I have to be here much longer.
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...and you think it might be easier to check those off of your list in any or all of the other states?
LOL...don't hold your breath!