Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Jesus christ, here's my minimum checklist

1. Not a drug addict
2. Not a moron
3. Has a heartbeat
4. Has a mouth
5. Has a drivers license
6. Is legitimately female ever since she was born
7. Doesn't smoke weed constantly
8. Doesn't say um and like
9. Doesn't fuck a different idiot every day
10. Can cook a decent meal
11. Is not bossy overbearing and loud

Is that so FUCKING difficult? LoL. Jesus walking. I'm going to have to import one if I have to be here much longer.