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MrMaxwell · 04-27-2013, 07:56 PM

Jesus christ, here's my minimum checklist

1. Not a drug addict
2. Not a moron
3. Has a heartbeat
4. Has a mouth
5. Has a drivers license
6. Is legitimately female ever since she was born
7. Doesn't smoke weed constantly
8. Doesn't say um and like
9. Doesn't fuck a different idiot every day
10. Can cook a decent meal
11. Is not bossy overbearing and loud

Is that so FUCKING difficult? LoL. Jesus walking. I'm going to have to import one if I have to be here much longer.

04-27-2013, 07:56 PM
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	There are no women in kansas Jesus christ, here's my minimum checklist 1. Not a drug addict 2. Not a moron 3. Has a heartbeat 4. Has a mouth 5. Has a drivers license 6. Is legitimately female ever since she was born 7. Doesn't smoke weed constantly 8. Doesn't say um and like 9. Doesn't fuck a different idiot every day 10. Can cook a decent meal 11. Is not bossy overbearing and loud Is that so FUCKING difficult? LoL. Jesus walking. I'm going to have to import one if I have to be here much longer.