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Originally Posted by BFT3K
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heres how the meeting went:
bush: lets conspire!
illuminati lizard: yessssssssss
bush: lets not do something easy and to the point, like blowing up a soft target like a school and scoring 10000000000x more sympathy points...lets go full retard and do a complicated multi plane multi building plan that involves 1000-s upon 1000-s of variables...
illuminati lizard: yessssssssss lets do it the hard way!
bush: also lets bomb our own shit! lets hit the pentagon and WTC! lets really go full retard on our own conspiracy!
illuminati lizard: yessssssssss but afterwards lets invade a place we already invaded so we totally waste this wild card on a shit move like "lets invade saddam again"
bush: genius! lets totally do everything wrong!
illuminati lizard: yesssssssss we really have nothing better to do....
stupid conspiracy fuckers LOL it must be a great place inside your heads LOL