Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo

One time I took an enormous shit, a true goliath of a dump. I was worried about clogging the pipes, so I flushed before wiping. When I went to wipe, there was no shit on the toilet paper!

So using your logic, I never took a shit, correct? False Flag Poop? How can you explain that? I ate tacos the night before! The turd looked like a baby hippo! Explain how it left no evidence!