Originally Posted by Rochard

And this right here is where your problem is - you are afraid they'll see something illegal.

Cops came to my house a few years ago saying they had a report of a domestic dispute. My entire family was sleeping, but they insisted on coming in to look around and wanted to speak to my wife. Um, okay, fine. I don't even have booze or cigarettes in my house so whatever.

You live in fear of this because you are violating the law and you know it will catch up with you.

(The cops showed up in force - with shotguns in hand - and as my wife comes down the stairs they ask her if there is a problem. My wife - bless her - says loudly "YOU BET YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS THERE IS A PROBLEM" and then says "You idiots just woke me up".)