Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Pretty FUCKING Sick...

Story goes...

Man wakes up, phones his Boss - Says - Sorry boss - Cant come into work today...

Boss asks Why?

Guy says, cause I'm sick...

Your sick? Yes...

Well just exactly HOW SICK ARE YOU?

Guy replies... I'm in bed with my underage sister, I'm fucking her in the ass, and SHE LOVES IT!!! Is that FUCKIN sick enough for you?

Guy loses job...