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MENopause
Q: How does a husband predict the mood of his menopausal wife?
A: Assume her mood is lousy, and occasionally he'll be wrong.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman in menopause?
A: Lipstick
Q: What's 10 times worse than a woman in menopause?
A: Two women in menopause.
Q: Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?
A: A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn't really exist.
Q: What's the quickest way for a man to end up sleeping on the couch?
A: Forgetting to erase his internet history after reading menopause jokes!
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy.
Q: Why do women stop bleeding when entering menopause?
A: Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins.
Q: What problems with women start with "Men?
A: Menstruation, Menopause, & Mental breakdowns.
Q: Why should menopausal women use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Why don't menopausal women ask how their husbands are doing?
A: They don't care!
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