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I fucking hate the ocean. Hate it with a vengence.
Every time we go on holiday my buddy makes me go to the beach which I also hate and then eventually they all grab me and throw me in the water.
One year I went out on a paddle boat with my friend and our girlfriends. He bet me £20 I wouldn't jump in the water )we were pretty far out on the boat) and I said ok then I'll do it. I didn't do it for the money, just to shut the fucker up.
As I dived into the water, I came back up and the fucker was laughing and peddling away from me to leave me there. I swam after him - caught him - got on the boat and then threw him out!!
Fucker won't do that to me again! But yeah I am terrified of the ocean! Fuck knows what lingering below you waiting to eat some donner!!!
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