Yeah, I know it's random right?
I have a lot of free time on my hands so I figure I'll keep sharp by helping out my fellow webmasters. I'm not looking for any big jobs, or huge projects; I am looking to help out anyone who needs a script installed, a bug fixed, a database optimized, or a feature added.
Did your programmer disappear? let me finish it off for you. Is your shit acting all funny and you don't know why? Let me figure it out for you. Need a one-off job? I'm your guy.
9+ years with PHP/MySQL, I don't do design anymore because you guys are far too picky
but I can definitely make incredibly high quality/low-size gifs if you need them, bulk orders for cheap, with watermarks if you're running a gif blog for tumblr, I can work with that as well.
I've been doing work in this and related industries for years (check my join date). Hit me up on icq 18652763 let's talk
