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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
Mr Maxwell - who are you calling?
Sleazydream - A cab
Mr Maxwell - Why?
Sleazydream - cause I fucked you and now you're leaving
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I'm crushed by your response to my post.
YOU have officially pissed in my breakfast cereal of choice.
As an aside, I'm sorry, but I must dissuade you from gifting me with your attentions because I don't fuck people who wet the bed. While I do realize that you're likely to be feminine enough for me to enjoy, I must not violate my own code of conduct, which violating you clearly would do.