Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

For some reason I don't think there would be too high a demand, seeing as how the stuff basically writes itself. Here's one I've been working on.

<scantily clad slut answers door>

Pizza man: "So did you order this pizza?"

Slut: "No."

Pizza man: "But it comes with extra sausage. See?"

Slut: "Oh my!"

<funky music with slap bass begins to play>