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Originally Posted by shake
waiting for L-Pink one-liner....
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Great, that was productive, go watch this video about hard times and calm down
While I'm trying to do my own research and video enhancement and everything else, stop worrying about a one liner would ya - I am here for the expert opinion of all of these morons
Besides. It's hard to go to court when you white and poor, if you thought being black was difficult just try being white and poor sometime. I may as well have aids and a hump in my back and be accused of butchering nuns.
Judge: I see that you're white, which high profile lawyer will be strutting in here to have your case dismissed today?
Me: I cannot afford a proper defense or any expert witnesses.
Judge: Good lord, you sure are fucked, here's a free lawyer who seems to care about defending you but has no access to anything and very little experience in a case of this type
Me: Thank you, your honor