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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog
I have been looking at the other spoof products - Some of the reviews are classics...
That's review 103 out of 119 for a product valued at $435,000.00.
There are 100's of them....
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This perfume is hand crafted from an extensive list of exquisite ingredients.
I warn you if you are allergic to any of these following ingredients DO NOT BUY: The blubber of a Trunko; Oils secreted from both a Loveland Frog, and a Mongolian Deathworm; The snout of a Dobhar-chu; Tears of a pregnant Mermaid; And the bile from a Hibagon.
Otherwise a great product at a great price with an elegant diamond to top it off.