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Old 03-20-2013, 05:36 AM  
dyna mo
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This is Alias....

1. In disguise on a mission in a foreign country. She escapes by hand to hand combat with several men who should easily be able to throw her through a wall.

2. Headquarters meeting at the spy agency posing as a bank.

3. Get mad at her father for doing something underhanded, and cry so that giant ridges appear in her forehead. She'll say she never wants to speak to him again -- but she will speak to him next week.

5. Have a sexually tense conversation with her hunky co-worker who she can never be with -- but we all know that Jump the Shark moment will come someday.

6. Have an awkward encounter with the midget gadget genius before going on a mission where she'll probably be captured and tortured.

7. Somewhere in there, we get a glimpse of her regular life, where she talks girl problems with her token black friend and wimpy Bradley Cooper, who will always remain in the friend-zone.

7. Repeat next week, unless its a confusing mythology episode about some Garibaldi device.
This fucking sucks, all right!
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