Originally Posted by rogueteens

Other suggestions for white people include:
-- Spend part of the day in thankful thought that you know how to use a deodorant.
-- Give thanks to your parent for not being called Chlamydia.
-- Being thankful for knowing how to wear a belt.
-- Grateful for knowing that saying "you know what I mean" every second word is only for mentally retarded people.
-- being thankful that you don't have to kill someone because they "disrespkted" you.